tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-51956655763876175652012-02-16T02:03:47.438-08:00BowLiNghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09275587201145351220noreply@blogger.comBlogger81100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5195665576387617565.post-75679396455554515672007-12-16T03:21:00.000-08:002007-12-16T03:36:17.639-08:00<span style="color: rgb(204, 255, 255);">this weekend was a dammm bored weekend</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 255, 255);">huhuhuhuhu</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 255, 255);">Actually i wanted to buy A new dashboard for ma car....</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 255, 255);">but sadly...ma dad borrow rm200 from me to buy a WALKIE TAKIE...</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 255, 255);">dunnooo what he need that for...huhuhuhu</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 255, 255);">soo...with a short money...sooo i stay at home...</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 255, 255);">damm bored...</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 255, 255);">wanna ask ROSS out..but </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 255, 255);">she said she's wanna chill at homee...huhuhu</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 255, 255);">pity mee...hehehehe</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 255, 255);">waaa....damm bored....</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">then ma brother invite me to go to PARAGON....</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">damm...im soo damm bored...</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">soo went out with him..huhuhu</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">we play SNOOKER...huhuhu</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">ok what i won...kekekekeke....</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">wanna story bout last night...</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">our RADICAL teams have a small TT at Shah ALAm..</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">huhuhu...</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">damm a new guy join in...</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">but the car was....</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">walauweeyyy.....</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">big intercooler...turbocharge</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">huhuhuhuhu...</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">then we have a DRAG race....huhuhuu</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">it was FUN...hahhha...but illegal...kekekeke....</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">damm the car was fast...huhuhuhu</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">then on our way home...also we have a small race...kekekek</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">damm maa car last car...damm slow ma car...but ma meter already reach 150 kmh...huhuhuhu</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">damm scared inside the car.huhuhuhu...</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">then i reach home at 3 am...</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">but all ma other friend rech home at 5 am..huhuhuhu...</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">stuck at a road blockk...</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">pity2.....</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">soo this is ma activity of this wekk...will update later...</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5195665576387617565-7567939645555451567?l=unpredictableblogs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>BowLiNghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09275587201145351220noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5195665576387617565.post-91273908190995806132007-11-25T05:17:00.000-08:002007-11-25T05:18:14.067-08:00<span style="font-size:85%;"> Seorang guru, Cikgu Murni (Umur: 22) menghadapi masalah dengan salah seorang muridnya (Abu). Lalu guru ini bertanya kepada murid tersebut :<br />"Apa sebenarnya masalah awak, Abu?"<br /><br />Lalu Abu menjawab, "Saya terlalu cerdik untuk berada di darjah 4, kakak saya menduduki UPSR dan saya lebih cerdik dari dia, maka saya seharusnya berada di tempat yang sama juga!".<br /><br />Cikgu Murni dah tak tertahan. Dia bawa Abu ke pejabat pengetua. Sementara Abu menunggu di ruang tamu, Cikgu Murni terangkan keadaan tersebut kepada pengetua. Pengetua mengatakan yang dia akan berikan ujian kepada Abu dan jika Abu gagal menjawab, maka Abu harus kekal di darjah 3 dan berkelakuan baik. Abu dibawa masuk ke pejabat Pengetua dan Cikgu Murni terangkan pada Abu dan Abu bersetuju untuk ambil ujian yang akan diberikan.<br /><br />Pengetua: Apa 3 x 3?<br />Abu: 9<br />Pengetua: Apa 6 x 6?<br />Abu: 36<br /><br />Pengetua terus bertanyakan soalan2 berdasarkan tahap pencapaian murid2 UPSR dan si Abu mampu menjawab tiap soalan yang diberikan. Lalu pengetua memandang Cikgu Murni dan berkata, "Saya rasa murid ini sepatutnya berada di darjah 6", Lalu Cikgu Murni berkata pada pengetua, "Saya ada soalan saya sendiri, boleh tak saya ajukan pada Abu?". Pengetua dan Abu bersetuju.<br /><br />Cikgu Murni: Apa yang lembu ada 4 di badan, tapi saya cuma ada dua?<br />Abu: (berfikir) Kaki Cikgu Murni: Apa yang ada di dalam seluar kamu tapi tidak pada seluar<br />saya?<br />Abu: Saku<br />Cikgu Murni: Apa yang bermula dengan huruf "K" akhir dengan "A", ianya berbulu, berbentuk oval, nyaman dan mengandungi lapisan nipis keputihan?<br /><br />Abu: Kelapa<br /><br />Cikgu Murni: Apakah yang masuk keras dan berwarna "pink", bila keluar lembik dan melekit?<br /><br />Mata Pengetua terbuka luas dan sebelum sempat dia menahan, si Abu terus menjawab.<br /><br />Abu: Gula-gula getah (Bubblegum)<br />Cikgu Murni: Apa yang mereka lakukan, lelaki secara berdiri, wanita secara duduk dan anjing secara tiga kaki?<br />Mata Pengetua sekali lagi terbuka sangat2 luas dan sebelum dia sempat hendak menahan si Abu terus menjawab.<br /><br />Abu: Bersalaman<br /><br />Cikgu Murni: Baik, sekarang saya akan ajukan soalan berbentuk siapakah saya, okay?<br />Abu: Baik Cikgu<br />Cikgu Murni: Awak memasukkan batang kedalam saya. Awak ikat saya untuk saya berdiri. Saya kebasahan sebelum awak.<br /><br />Pengetua kelihatan resah dengan soalan yang diajukan oleh Cikgu Murni.<br /><br />Abu: Khemah<br />Cikgu Murni: Jari memasuki saya. Awak menggesel-gesel saya bila awak teringatkan saya. Lelaki idaman akan mendapat saya dahulu.<br /><br />Pengetua semakin resah dan tidak selesa. Lantas terus meneguk segelas Nescafe 3in1.<br /><br />Abu: Cincin perkahwinan<br /><br />Cikgu Murni: Saya ada bermacam-macam saiz. Bila saya sakit saya akan meleleh. Bila saya keluar, banyak tisu yang akan digunakan. Bila awak hembuskan saya, akan berasa lega.<br /><br />Sekali lagi pengetua rasa amat resah dengan soalan yang di ajukan oleh Cikgu Murni dan ingin membantah, tapi si Abu mendahuluinya.<br /><br />Abu: Hidung<br />Cikgu Murni: Saya batang yang keras. Hujungnya tajam. Saya akan datang dan masuk dengan lajunya.<br />Abu: Anak panah<br /><br />Cikgu Murni: Sekarang saya akan ajukan soalan dalam Bahasa Inggeris, okay?<br />Abu: Okay<br /><br />Cikgu Murni: What word starts with a 'F' and end in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?<br />Abu: Firetruck<br /><br />Cikgu Murni: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' &amp; if you dont get it you have to use your hand.<br />Abu: Fork<br /><br />Cikgu Murni: What is it that all men have one of. It's longer on some men than on others, the pope does not use his, and a man gives it to his wife after they are married?<br />Abu: Surname<br /><br />Cikgu Murni: What part of the man has no bones but has muscles, lots of veins and loves pumping?<br />Abu: Heart<br /><br />Pengetua menghembuskan nafas kelegaan bila mendengar jawapan yang diberikan oleh si Abu, lantas berkata "Baik hantar murid ini ke Universiti Malaya; jawapan yang saya fikirkan semuanya salah".<br /><br />P/s: Jika jawapan anda semua salah, anda adalah sama spesies dengan pengetua yang mempunyai pemikiran kuning.....hehehe </span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5195665576387617565-9127390819099580613?l=unpredictableblogs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>BowLiNghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09275587201145351220noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5195665576387617565.post-14989722559212332552007-11-10T08:36:00.000-08:002008-12-09T19:26:28.573-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_vxbEi0hsSfc/RzXeuVvEPDI/AAAAAAAAAAM/m06eRdZvEUM/s1600-h/DSC02252.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_vxbEi0hsSfc/RzXeuVvEPDI/AAAAAAAAAAM/m06eRdZvEUM/s320/DSC02252.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5131252238148451378" border="0" /></a><br />today i found something that i have been looking forr alll ma life.....finally i found U today....huhuhuhu<br /><br />i will never hurt or lose U.....<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5195665576387617565-1498972255921233255?l=unpredictableblogs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>BowLiNghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09275587201145351220noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5195665576387617565.post-8169175082677513042007-11-04T03:46:00.000-08:002007-11-04T03:53:12.923-08:00today...huhuhu...whats so special about today....<br />neway..yesterday was ANGAHs birthday...dammit...how come Hes god a chance to go to SINGAPORE...huhuhu..and GRANDMUMS...blanja lagi kat DANGA BAYS.....<br />arghhh....geram2.....<br />bestnyer...on ma Birthday...i only sat at home...doin nothin...huhuhu...luckly ma friend blanjer makan at MCD....tq ross..hehehe...<br /><br />ermmm..talk about today...huhuhuhu...nothin much laa today...just chillout at home...goin to open house wif ross...damm far.....huhuhu....arghh...time runnin so fast...11 pm need to pack up and go back to ma second home..hehehe....(not mertua house laa...)...ma rent house...waaa....tomorrow workin....bored2....huhuhuhu....<br /><br />well thats all for this week..update soon next week...hehehehe...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5195665576387617565-816917508267751304?l=unpredictableblogs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>BowLiNghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09275587201145351220noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5195665576387617565.post-62274764335439584322007-10-26T09:30:00.000-07:002007-10-26T10:01:19.239-07:00hahahahah...this weekkk<br />summtin not rite...hahahaha<br />where i spend rm 13 to wash my car<br />then add up rm 48 to fix back ma car....<br />hahahaha....d**M..<br />why did i wash ma engine...waaaa....<br />lucky ma car break down rite after i park ma car in front of my house..hahahaha<br />lucky mee...then my car cannot startt..waaaaa...<br />soo..total spending is rm13+1m48=rm61<br />hahahahaha...dammit..<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5195665576387617565-6227476433543958432?l=unpredictableblogs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>BowLiNghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09275587201145351220noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5195665576387617565.post-48396866380480672472007-10-21T06:07:00.000-07:002007-10-21T06:17:15.837-07:00<span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">ermm nothin much...</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">today was fun...</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">where we al goin to ma uncle house at klang..huhuhu</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">it was fun hangout with ma cuzin aimanz..</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">we hang out at KEDAI PAPAN..hahahhaa</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">we are suppose to buy SLURPEE for ma mother...</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);">but thenn take a ride to the town..hahaha...</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);">tq mans...</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);">it was fun...lot of blling2 rimz..hahaha</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">waaa...tomorrow started workin....</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">arghh.......why tomoroow </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">why ???....</span><br />why???....<br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">huhuhuhu..neway only 2 month more till i finish ma practical..yahooo</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5195665576387617565-4839686638048067247?l=unpredictableblogs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>BowLiNghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09275587201145351220noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5195665576387617565.post-56152919472233557602007-10-19T08:56:00.000-07:002007-10-19T09:02:03.079-07:00<div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">argghh....today nothin special....</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">damm tired fixing my car.....</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">it takes me 5 hours to fix itt...</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">but the result...is yum2...hehehehe</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">dunno what to say anymore...</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">just felllin really2 tired....</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">didnt take my bath yet....</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);">may will...maybe not...hehehehe</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);">if soo soo tired.then just sleep laa...</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);">dunt need to take a bath..hahahaha...</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);">sometime i did this....hehehehhe</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">ermm my friends ar commin soo....</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">chowww...take care</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5195665576387617565-5615291947223355760?l=unpredictableblogs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>BowLiNghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09275587201145351220noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5195665576387617565.post-47501470970859182762007-10-18T11:03:00.000-07:002007-10-18T11:16:52.128-07:00<div style="text-align: justify;">+well...this gonna be the first topics of my post+<br />hahahahaha...<br />dunno what too doo...<br />damm bored...<br />headache somemore..<br />stiill thinking..<br />whats the problem of my car....<br />arghh....what wrong car...wish u can talk...hahaha<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">BTW..my far2 away c</span><span style="font-weight: bold;">uzin that teah me about this...</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> tq cuzin</span>....huhuhuhu=D<br />ermm....dunno what to talk about somemore...<br />btw....abit tired today....coz im the one who drive the car from melaka to home...<br />waaa...then got open house at gombak somemore...<br />tired2....but shiokk..coz...got satay,,,yum2......<br />thats all for today...<br />tommorow gonna send ma sick car to clinic...huhuhu..pity2...<br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5195665576387617565-4750147097085918276?l=unpredictableblogs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>BowLiNghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09275587201145351220noreply@blogger.com0